Tonight, a friend of mine and I took a walk to a nearby gas station to buy some soda so we could watch a show about meteors and talk Startrek/Firefly/geekstuffingeneral. Y’know, fun stuff!
Some dude busts out of the door of the gas station, approaches us in a huff and says:
"For 200 dollars you guys and I can have a real good time." Now, this dude is like…in his 60’s and my friend and I are in our early twenties. Not to mention, lordcrustyfuck seemed not to realize that one of us was not like the other and yet, he didn’t seem to care. (At least he’s equal opportunity for both sexes right?) So (if we’re mathing here) for 100 bucks per person this old crusty mofo was soliciting prostitution.
Now, I’m not a person who knows the rates in Vegas but not only was the offer pathetically low, he was in a real hurry to get any tail into his rape-mobile. (Blue SUV and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have handles save for the outside and the driver side.) Well, of course we tell him to go make friends with his right hand as politely as possible. (You never know if these twats are on something so you don’t want to rile them up.)
We go into the gas station and the poor woman, the only employee there at this hour, had been harangued by this man TWICE. First he asked her if, for 200 bucks, (guess that’s all he had on him) she’d do what he asked us to do. She rebuked the old letch and he left the store, CAME BACK and told her to lock the doors of the shop and have sex with him. She rebuffed him again and that’s when we ran into him. Thankfully, we were able to get his license plate number before he tried to make hasty retreat, and I have a spot on memory, especially when it comes to facial features, so we got the cops down there ASAP and gave them all the details.
Well, if those shenanigans weren’t enough, the woman was ALONE in this place. We didn’t know if he was going to come back, as he’d already tried to get her TWICE when he thought she was vulnerable. So, my friend and I stayed until her boss came to close up the shop and made sure that she wasn’t left alone. Now, like I said, I am NOT a PC guy but I know what’s fucking wrong in this world and people like that need to have their dicks peeled like bananas. (Totally stole that line from Hellsing Abridge btw.)
In summery, if you ever catch some asshole pulling shit like that don’t get into a huge confrontation ‘cause it can escalate the situation, just make sure his ass leaves, call the cops and let them sort his sorry ass out in a cell.
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